And now for something completely different: a blog written by a loser!

I’m being sarcastic, in case you didn’t pick that up. But I am a casino loser. I could win a loser tournament, if one existed. But who knows…I’m such a loser that I’d probably win just enough to not make it to the final round.

This blog is dedicated to those of you who think that winning is everything (or the only thing, as Red Sanders said. He was such a loser that many people instead think that Vince Lombardi said it!).

I am here to show you how to lose. You probably only lose once in a while, or half of the time. I can guarantee that if you follow my recommendations, I can get you to the point where you can count on losing.

Of course, if you’re the sneaky type, you could do the exact opposite of everything that I tell you, and that would probably help you to win much more often. I can’t stop you. But who wants to win, anyway?

For one thing, I can identify and steer you away from the very best online casinos for US players, because choosing a bad casino makes you a loser right from the start. It’s hard enough to win when the games and the company is fair and ethical — a real loser should find one of the many online casinos that won’t or can’t pay when they finally do win.

From the time you make your first deposit at an online casino, everything that you do will contribute to being a successful loser (or not). Even the right deposit method makes a difference; if you’re charged too much because you’re not at one of the casinos accepting Webmoney deposits (for example), those costs can really add up. So even if you get a little lucky, you could still be behind in the long run — which, as a loser, is what you want.

And of course your choice of games can make a big difference. We’ll discuss which games are best for a long-term losing strategy, and which are better for short-term losses (here’s a hint: the last thing you should do is practice your blackjack skills, because then you and the house will have about the same odds — and that’s a bad situation for a loser to be in!).

Stick with me, I’ll make a world-class loser out of you yet!